“why i should be your man”

An #ai of #trivial #proofs, and a #gauntlet for the #competition

Yesterday, I had a great video-conference. It’s nice to speak to people you don’t need to repeat assertions to.

The person in question, right at the end, asked me: “What’s the most trivial thing you could ask your proposed #ai platform to do?”

Trivial as in small. Like always winning a simple game of ping-pong: something like that. Vamos, the classic first steps all new intelligences take.

And I was mind-blown. I didn’t know what to say.

Just now, I realised I now did.

But for you, I am

The simplest thing one could ever want to do is to be certain about choosing a lifetime partner.

I once read a newspaper column, I think by Jilly Cooper, where she argued that love – for women at least – ain’t a romantic thing at all; and quite rightly so!

In fact romantic, never. Hard-nosed, in the sense of utterly practical, always.

So let’s do it: this is my gauntlet for all current #ai systems. This is the gauntlet my #ai would be perfectly conceptualised and scoped to pick up, collect, and knock back with grand utility: as accurately as anything ever did:

“Allow me to show you why I’m your lifetime partner. Allow me to show you, not tell. Allow me to proof this trivial fact. Allow me to simply demonstrate how right for you I am.

En fin, allow me to say, with this #ai platform I’m using: ‘This is EXACTLY why I’m your man.'”

#challenge, #love